Chick-Fil-A Banana Pudding Milkshake. . .I love you

This blog is respectfully dedicated to my good friend KJ

I have to give a huge shout out to a woman who I consider one of my best female friends.  I've known this woman since high school and we've been cool ever since.  She recently has done something for me that I will forever be grateful for. . . .she introduced me to the Banana Pudding Milkshake from Chick-Fil-A and oh my God!!!  Its hard to describe just how absolutely frickin delicious it is.  When you take that first sip and the banana flavor saturates your tastebuds and the bits of vanilla wafer cookie adds texture, its adds a pleasant surprise to the overall presentation.  No, I can't describe it. . .but i will try to do it justice with this blog post. . .

Warning: There will be a few pause and no homo moments in the following paragraph.

When someone tastes something very tasty, they may say "It feels like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is invited."  When you taste this Banana Pudding Milkshake, there is a party in your mouth . . .but everyone isn't invited.  The only people invited are sexy, beautiful people.  And all of the sexy and beautiful people have rhythm and can dance their ass off.  The women come in all shades and all different styles and all of them are highly educated and is not only a lady but a straight up nasty freak too.  The men are tall, handsome, educated, can hold down a conversation, have six pack abs like they did 4 rounds of P90X and has more charm than the Old Spice Guy.  There is an open bar that only serves top shelf liquor and the DJ has some of the best sets you've ever heard.  The DJ starts out playing a Reggae set and all of the beautiful people start dutty winin' while drinking rum and redbulls, the club set comes on and everyone starts to do the Wu-Tang, Rowan dancing while pointing to the left and riding that wave . . .wave. . .wave. . .wave. . .wave. . . wave. . .Then the DJ put on the Micheal Jackson set and all of the beautiful people break out in perfect unison the choreography to "Beat It".  When the old school set comes on, your mouth is filled with Electric slidin', cha cha slidin' cabbage patchin', kid n play'n, two steppin', you got served style dance battlin' beautiful people.  And then the slow jam set come on and the ratio is perfect.  Every beautiful woman is paired up with a handsome dude and this isn't an ordinary slow jam set. . .this is a DJ Royal T slow jam set filled with Maxwell, Janet Jackson, Barry White, Ginuwine, R. Kelly, Jodeci, Dru Hill, Shai, Trey Songz and Teddy Pendergrass.  And then an orgy breaks out.

This is what is going on in your mouth with you have the Banana Pudding Milkshake from Chick-Fil-A.  It's there for a limited time so get it have a party in your mouth.

Keep on evolving.

Here's to you,

Mr. Robinson